Evidence of several internal projects at Valve including Half-life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Source 2 and many others have been discovered from a mailing list found within project management and bug tracking software, Jira.
Valve were recently forced to react to an issue with Jira. A metaphorical window was left open which allowed people to publicly access Valve’s internal tickets. Valve were quick to shut down public access to their Jira database, so we recommend you don’t attempt to access it.
The images submitted to us from an anonymous source show several mailing list groups of interest, although we do not have the full list at this stage. The first image shows the mailing group for “Half-life 3” including 42 employees in this cabal, which we believe to be quite a significant number, given Valve employ approximately 300~ individuals. The names of individuals in this cabal are from various development disciplines, many of which you’re likely to recognize.
This is an actual thing made by Wendy’s.
This is a legit training video.
This is real.
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
Many of these are specific for the group of friends I tend to play with, so sorry if your opinion differs! Add me if you wanna play sometime (SaxyGeek)! I main Medic and Spy :) (this was rather hard to do for the classes I don’t play all that much: scout, solly, demo, and heavy. Sorry if those ones aren’t that great)
Sorted by class relevancy for easier reading :3
1. Scout going to spawn!
2. Run, little scooty-booty man! RUN!!
3. Distraction scoot is credit to team :3
4. Soda popper? REALLY??
5. AUGH! Bonk-launched off the cliff by that sentry!!
6. FORGOT I HAD THE BOSTON BASHER EQUIPPED!!
7. Mmm dem Force-A-Nature cliff-kills.
8. Ohh do not want. RUN.
9. Mmm I’ll shoot you there, run over here, shoot you here, get behind you and shoot you there…
10. MEDIC! HEAL ME! I’M ON FIRE! I’M RUNNING AROUND AND JUMPING AS FRANTICALLY AS I CAN AROUND ALL OUR TEAMMATES WHY AREN’T YOU HEALING ME?? :(
2. Pyro? Shotgun time!!
3. Why does every crocket I get miss??
4. Okay. Trolldier time.
5. NOPE! *rocketjumps away*
6. Why did you kritz me as soon as I ran out of rockets???
7. That airshot felt so good.
8. Ughh pyros.
9. C’mere, cupcake!
10. Medic, overheal me so I can jump. Hellooo? WHY WON’T YOU OVERHEAL ME??
1. CRITS PHLOGISTINATOR!!!
2. Ughhhh Backburner….
3. Airblast! AIRBLAST!!
5. Airblast is a magical thing full of wonders and deflected crockets.
6. Spy? Nope. Spy? Nope. Spy? YES!!
7. Degreaser, meet axtinguisher/postal pummeler :3
8. Hey, burning person! RUN TOWARDS ME, NOT AWAY!!!
9. Deflected hunstman headshot? tyvm.
10. Launch a rocket towards me. I DARE you.
1. KRITZ DEMO!!!
2. WHAT’S WITH ALL THIS DEMOSPAM??
3. Stupid competent pyros.
4. TURN MELEE ON!!
5. Medic, can you kritz me?
6. Aiwanna whodaya thinkumya *HIC* watchyeagshajsdkansas;ld..
7. Scottish resistance? This is why we can’t have nice things.
9. Medic? MEDIC! MEEEEEDIC!!
10. I shall be Demopan and I shall pan all.
2. Headshots, meet fists of steel.
3. Gloves of dying urgently.
4. Run, Medic! I shall be thy meat-shield!
5. Nope. Won’t win. They spun up before me.
6. Yes, run towards me. It’ll increase your chances of survival.
7. Spy, meet Huo-Long Heater.
8. MEDIC! COME BACK! I HAVE SANDVICH!!
9. Medic, run towards the sentry during an uber. TOWARDS THE SENTRY!!
10. Medic, why did you go out there? Why did you get the urge to look around that corner? Why??
1. Do you have a Homewrecker or Neon Annihilator?
2. Everyone go gunslinger with wrangler! :D
3. SPY ON MY STUFF!
4. PYRO PLEASE!
5. Take my tele!
6. “Packin’ up!!” *Sudden enemy scout invasion*
7. Oh my goodness, why does this tele go all the way back to the enemy’s last spawn point??
8. Why did my sentry suddenly blow up when I tried to move it??? D:
9. Ooh Frontier Justice crits!
10. Other Engie, you are a genius to build your nest right next to mine. Pure genius.
1. Do you have a sandvich?
2. Natascha? Nope. Not pocketing you.
3. Pop it, don’t drop it.
4. You are overhealed. Press E one more time and I’ll break your key.
5. IM HEALING YOU, YOU HAVE ALMOST FULL HEALTH, I’M ON FIRE AND ABOUT TO DIE, AND YOU TAKE THAT MEDKIT????
6. I can’t believe I’m ubering a ghostly gibus…
7. DON’T ROCKETJUMP AWAY LEAVING ME TO DIE ALONE WITH 99% UBER!!
8. Boston basher please :3
9. Hey! Other Medic! Yeah, you! QUIT HEALING THE SAME PERSON AS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MEDIGUN??
10. Medic, heal OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES THAT HEAVY!!
1. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PISS???
2. Watch out, we have a bodyshot enthusiast over here!
3. MACHINA BODYSHOT? SERIOUSLY?
4. Stupid Sydney-Fapper.
5. Stupid Lucksman.
6. This sniper has to be aimbotting.
7. How dost thy quickscope like thee? I must learn.
8. THANK YOU FOR HEADSHOTTING THAT CABERKNIGHT.
9. SMG Sniper OP. Valve please nerf.
10. JAAAA-RA-TE!! :D
1. He’s a Dead Ringer.
2. Spy is _____. He has always been _____. How can you not get this??
4. Spy behind cart!
5. Razorback? Meet Amby :3
6. Oh my goodness, WHY DID YOU COME OVER HERE WITH THAT PYRO CHASING YOU??
8. HOW WAS THAT NOT A BACKSTAB??
9. Thank you for running backwards, Scout! :3
10. Spycap ftw!
1. WHY IS MY PING SO HIGH??
2. Ooh! Lazer beams!
3. When’s the next full moon?
4. How much are buds now?
5. I want that unusual so bad it hurts.
6. _____ op. Valve please nerf.
7. You’re stuck in the High-Five taunt. Again.
8. Valve, why do you break as many things as you fix??
9. These hitboxes are fabulous, Valve.
10. THE PANS. ALL OF THESE PANS. IT HURTS. HELP.
I doodled the Medic, and he ended looking like the Joker ahahahaha!! Maybe a reference would help :P
So, I’ve been out of the one piece loop for about 2 years now (just letting all of those wonderful chapters pile up :3), and I see a picture of a character called Caesar Clown on my dash, and I’m all like “Whatasdfgh? Grand Highblood?” I know Oda is known for using American pop-culture references before, but do you think there might be a link?
Fyi, both characters are total evil nutjobs.
I’m sorry if this has been done before and is really old. Like I said, I’m horribly out of the loop.
dam grandpa lou u r hardcore